Sunday, November 23, 2014
I can't look at my Facebook feed without seeing baby pictures or pregnancy announcements. I'm going crazy here. My cousin's wife wants me to see their newest addition, but the truth is, as beautiful as she is, I don't want to hold her. It would be too painful. I don't want to hold YOUR baby. I want to hold MY baby. If that makes me an asshole, I'm okay with that. But I'm jealous of fertile people, especially those who are horrible pieces of shit.